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You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
I am so in L-word with you.
I apologize that being a parent is very hard to fit into your schedule but what I did was canceled my life to make it work
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
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