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You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
I may have over-trusted that fart.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
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