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Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
I don’t want to sound like a badass but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
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I may have over-trusted that fart.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
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