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Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
My life is a very complicated drinking game.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
This could be my medication talking but im feeling good
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
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