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I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
I apologize that being a parent is very hard to fit into your schedule but what I did was canceled my life to make it work
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
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