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Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
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I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
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