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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
I'd do anything to lose 101lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
I apologize that being a parent is very hard to fit into your schedule but what I did was canceled my life to make it work
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
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