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You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
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