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Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
I am so in L-word with you.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
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