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My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
This could be my medication talking but im feeling good
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
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