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I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of french fries, dis order of wings, dis order of cheese cake.
Today, I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling ok.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.
I don't know Karate, but I do know crazy, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying.
Some people need to be hit real hard with reality, kicked in the face by karma, and take a big dose of grow the fuck up.
Not sure if I need sex, sleep or to punch someone in the face.
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