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Darling, It's not going to fuck itself...
Today is the: World Contraception Day
I'm having an "out of money" experience!
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
You make me wish I have more middle fingers.
If I’m still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don’t deserve a sandwich.
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