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You make me wish I have more middle fingers.
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
Coffee... The old school Energy Drink
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
Before you ask someone why they don't like you, ask yourself why you care.
When everyone is arguing about something you solved a long time ago, but won't let you talk...
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