A Simple Way To Reduce Shower Time Is Masturbati eCard

COMMENTS

EMAIL CARD

CREATE INVITATION

What:

Message:

When

To

Where:

Where:

Send me a copy of this card

LINK/EMBED

Embed: (copy code below for embedding this card anywhere on the web)

Permalink: (copy link below and send it any way you like)

Recommended

Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
I'm already going to Hell. Now I'm just trying to get a good spot!
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.