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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
I may have over-trusted that fart.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
I am so in L-word with you.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
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