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I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
This could be my medication talking but im feeling good
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
My life is a very complicated drinking game.
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round...and laughed and l...
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