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Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
I'm already going to Hell. Now I'm just trying to get a good spot!
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
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