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i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
I'm already going to Hell. Now I'm just trying to get a good spot!
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
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