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I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
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