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You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
I don’t want to sound like a badass but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
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