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Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
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