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i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
I apologize that being a parent is very hard to fit into your schedule but what I did was canceled my life to make it work
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
I am so in L-word with you.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round...and laughed and l...
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
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