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I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
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