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Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
This could be my medication talking but im feeling good
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
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