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Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
I may have over-trusted that fart.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
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