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Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
I'm already going to Hell. Now I'm just trying to get a good spot!
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
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