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I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round...and laughed and l...
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
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