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I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
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