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Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
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My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
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