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Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
I am so in L-word with you.
You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
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