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Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
I apologize that being a parent is very hard to fit into your schedule but what I did was canceled my life to make it work
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
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