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Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
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