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Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
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Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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