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Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
I'd do anything to lose 101lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
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