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Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
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