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I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
I am so in L-word with you.
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
I may have over-trusted that fart.
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