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i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
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