1000s of Free eCards
4th of July
St. Patrick's Day
Thinking of you
Add To Favorites
Create your own card
[ New Image ]
Notify me when this card has been received
Send me a copy of this card
(copy code below for embedding this card anywhere on the web)
<a href="https://mensaycards.com/card/764" target="_blank"><img src="https://mensaycards.com/cards/764.png" width="398" height="273" /></a>
(copy link below and send it any way you like)
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
I'd do anything to lose 101lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
New Featured eCards