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Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
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