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Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
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