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Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
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