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I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
I am so in L-word with you.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
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