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Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round...and laughed and l...
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
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