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Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
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