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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
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It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
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