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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
My life is a very complicated drinking game.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
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A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand.
I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
I apologize that being a parent is very hard to fit into your schedule but what I did was canceled my life to make it work
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