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Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand.
I may have over-trusted that fart.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
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