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I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
My life is a very complicated drinking game.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
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