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Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
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