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I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round...and laughed and l...
I am so in L-word with you.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
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