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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
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