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I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
I scored 400 on Flappy Bird, should I put this achievement on my CV ?
Coffee... The old school Energy Drink
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
I don’t get how people can have sex on airplanes. Where do they shower and cry when they’re done?
Darling, It's not going to fuck itself...
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
I think Facebook is broken. I put up a status and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
I wonder if she's still mad at me. Oh wait, she just "liked" my status. We're good.
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