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This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear. So I whispered, "Let's go Rangers," in her ear.
Before you ask someone why they don't like you, ask yourself why you care.
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
I dont always lose my phone... ...but when I do, it's always on silent.
Today is the: World Contraception Day
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