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Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn’t proof that I can effectively work as part of a team.
I can hardly wait to hear what I'm going to say.
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
Before you ask someone why they don't like you, ask yourself why you care.
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
I don’t get how people can have sex on airplanes. Where do they shower and cry when they’re done?
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