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Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
When everyone is arguing about something you solved a long time ago, but won't let you talk...
Coffee... The old school Energy Drink
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
I don’t get how people can have sex on airplanes. Where do they shower and cry when they’re done?
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
Club goin' up, on a Tuesday Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
If I’m still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don’t deserve a sandwich.
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