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The next person that tells me I have Anger Issues is going to get the shit slapped out of them.
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
Before you ask someone why they don't like you, ask yourself why you care.
I'm having an "out of money" experience!
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
You make me wish I have more middle fingers.
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
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