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Club goin' up, on a Tuesday Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
Today is the: World Contraception Day
Coffee... The old school Energy Drink
The next person that tells me I have Anger Issues is going to get the shit slapped out of them.
I don’t get how people can have sex on airplanes. Where do they shower and cry when they’re done?
Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
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