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Club goin' up, on a Tuesday Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
Today is the: World Contraception Day
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
I think Facebook is broken. I put up a status and no one "liked" it even though I refreshed it a few times.
I scored 400 on Flappy Bird, should I put this achievement on my CV ?
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
You want to know secret, how I reached high scores on Flappy Bird? I tap the screen with my middle finger.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear. So I whispered, "Let's go Rangers," in her ear.
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
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