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Club goin' up, on a Tuesday Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
I don’t get how people can have sex on airplanes. Where do they shower and cry when they’re done?
Today is the: World Contraception Day
You want to know secret, how I reached high scores on Flappy Bird? I tap the screen with my middle finger.
You make me wish I have more middle fingers.
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
I scored 400 on Flappy Bird, should I put this achievement on my CV ?
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
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