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I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.
Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn’t proof that I can effectively work as part of a team.
When everyone is arguing about something you solved a long time ago, but won't let you talk...
Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
Club goin' up, on a Tuesday Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
You want to know secret, how I reached high scores on Flappy Bird? I tap the screen with my middle finger.
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