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Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly.
Darling, It's not going to fuck itself...
Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
I can hardly wait to hear what I'm going to say.
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
You want to know secret, how I reached high scores on Flappy Bird? I tap the screen with my middle finger.
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
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