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Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
The next person that tells me I have Anger Issues is going to get the shit slapped out of them.
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
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I wonder if she's still mad at me. Oh wait, she just "liked" my status. We're good.
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She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear. So I whispered, "Let's go Rangers," in her ear.
Sometimes I wish my pet’s could talk, then I remember all the thing’s they’ve seen me do when I’m alone.
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