I Used To Care, But Now I Take A Pill For That eCard

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i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
This could be my medication talking but im feeling good