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Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
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