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All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I'd do anything to lose 101lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
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