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I may have over-trusted that fart.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
I'm already going to Hell. Now I'm just trying to get a good spot!
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
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