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Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
My life is a very complicated drinking game.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
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