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I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
This could be my medication talking but im feeling good
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
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