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There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
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