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Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
I'd do anything to lose 101lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round...and laughed and l...
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