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It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
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