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I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
I apologize that being a parent is very hard to fit into your schedule but what I did was canceled my life to make it work
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
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