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Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
I'd do anything to lose 101lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
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