Bitchcraft : The Art Of Pissing People Off By eCard

COMMENTS

EMAIL CARD

CREATE INVITATION

What:

Message:

When

To

Where:

Where:

Send me a copy of this card

LINK/EMBED

Embed: (copy code below for embedding this card anywhere on the web)

Permalink: (copy link below and send it any way you like)

Recommended

I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
I may have over-trusted that fart.
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
I apologize that being a parent is very hard to fit into your schedule but what I did was canceled my life to make it work
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.