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I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.