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I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
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