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If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
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