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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
I may have over-trusted that fart.
I don’t want to sound like a badass but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
This could be my medication talking but im feeling good
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