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Mocking stupid people is the glue that holds our friendship together!
Your secret is safe with me and my best friend.
Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos.
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
I'm not a psychologist, but I see your problem, and it is YOU.
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
You're a sarcastic asshole, you have a fucked up sense of humour and you're weird as fuck...I like that shit
We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.
Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me alot of myself...from one fabulous bitch to another!
True friends don't get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you back with something even better.
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