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Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn’t proof that I can effectively work as part of a team.
Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
I dont always lose my phone... ...but when I do, it's always on silent.
Sometimes I wish my pet’s could talk, then I remember all the thing’s they’ve seen me do when I’m alone.
You make me wish I have more middle fingers.
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
Water is so good when it’s mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
Coffee... The old school Energy Drink
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