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Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
You want to know secret, how I reached high scores on Flappy Bird? I tap the screen with my middle finger.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear. So I whispered, "Let's go Rangers," in her ear.
Club goin' up, on a Tuesday Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
I dont always lose my phone... ...but when I do, it's always on silent.
I’m not upset it’s Monday, I’m upset I have to change out of my Pajamas and put my bra back on.
I didn’t invent the word Bitch, I just perfected it.
Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
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