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Sometimes I wish my pet’s could talk, then I remember all the thing’s they’ve seen me do when I’m alone.
When everyone is arguing about something you solved a long time ago, but won't let you talk...
Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
Darling, It's not going to fuck itself...
Warning: I'm in Bitch Mode and I can't be responsible for what happens today.
You want to know secret, how I reached high scores on Flappy Bird? I tap the screen with my middle finger.
If I’m still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don’t deserve a sandwich.
I’m not upset it’s Monday, I’m upset I have to change out of my Pajamas and put my bra back on.
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
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