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I dont always lose my phone... ...but when I do, it's always on silent.
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly.
Nothing taste as good as skinny feels. Except pizza. Or cake...
You make me wish I have more middle fingers.
Darling, It's not going to fuck itself...
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
I’m not upset it’s Monday, I’m upset I have to change out of my Pajamas and put my bra back on.
Coffee... The old school Energy Drink
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