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This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
Today is the: World Contraception Day
That moment when you give someone advice, they don't listen to you, then you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.
Club goin' up, on a Tuesday Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
If I’m still able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don’t deserve a sandwich.
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid.
I’m not upset it’s Monday, I’m upset I have to change out of my Pajamas and put my bra back on.
Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly.
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