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I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my husband to go swimming.
My mom thinks my friends are bad influences but honestly, I'm usually the one coming up with the ideas.
I’m somewhat of a bullshitter myself, but occasionally, I like to listen to a real pro. Please carry on.
Insanity doesn't run in my family. It strolls through getting to know us one at a time.
It's incredibly easy to balance work & family when you don't care about either one.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
Being Mommy means never being lonely in the bathroom.
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I will break both my arms to succeed in carrying all the groceries into the house in one trip. That's what a real woman does.
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